The Dangers of Modern Living

I love this blue. “The Dangers of Modern Living” is a phrase that pops up several times in the Et Cetera Discordia, mostly in Cram’s work. I was feeling very escalator-y and mass transit-y and threw together some images of different metros around the world and some flowers because why the hell not. Download the […]
Purity Is A False God

This took for godsdamned ever to make, since I overdid both the background layering and the flower in the center. I’m happy with where it landed, though, and I think the sentiment is something we all need drilled into our heads. Download the full size image here
I’ll Die On My Feet

An except from a poem written for a character with a bit of a problem in the “catastrophic obstinance” department. An icon floats in a field of stained glass and prison bars, the title text engraved in black on a plain altar below. An industrial park and distant skyline and a layer of concrete grunge […]
Glorious Inefficiency

Updated version with better legibility! A paraphrasing from an essay in Holy Nonsense, the words float over an ethereal sunrise, where a person stands with arms outstretched, embracing all the wonder of imperfection. Download the full size version of this image
Being A Smartass Is The Very Best Medicine

Sometimes you’re so sick the only thing you can manage is goofing off in photoshop. Last week I had one of those days, and now I have a pretty image to show for it! The text is point #3 from Credo, a page that failed to make the cut for Holy Nonsense, but may still […]
Evidence Is A Conspiracy

Blue circuit boards, light trails, and other digital nonsense make a chaotic backdrop for the title text picked out in an early terminal style font and shadowing itself repeatedly. I made this in 2016 and it’s only become more relevant as the political environment has gotten crazier.
Sometimes it is Completely Appropriate to be Impolite

The title text is drawn in a wild calligraphic font, with swirling filigrees interlocking with the initial S and making a frame for the left and bottom sides.
You’re Fucked Forever
I Belong To Myself

This is probably my favorite. I know I’m not supposed to have favorites, but I’m only a humanoid squid-faced-thing. View extra large image here
The Parties Are Advised To Chill

This is an actual, honest to goddess quote from a really-real court case that really happened. This is part of case law now. I’m serious.
I Shall Be The Villain

Simple collage of public domain images, paired with what qualifies for an inspirational quote in the circles I run in.
Siphonophore