The Dangers of Modern Living

I love this blue. “The Dangers of Modern Living” is a phrase that pops up several times in the Et Cetera Discordia, mostly in Cram’s work. I was feeling very escalator-y and mass transit-y and threw together some images of different metros around the world and some flowers because why the hell not. Download the […]

Purity Is A False God

This took for godsdamned ever to make, since I overdid both the background layering and the flower in the center. I’m happy with where it landed, though, and I think the sentiment is something we all need drilled into our heads. Download the full size image here

I’ll Die On My Feet

An except from a poem written for a character with a bit of a problem in the “catastrophic obstinance” department. An icon floats in a field of stained glass and prison bars, the title text engraved in black on a plain altar below. An industrial park and distant skyline and a layer of concrete grunge […]

Glorious Inefficiency

Updated version with better legibility! A paraphrasing from an essay in Holy Nonsense, the words float over an ethereal sunrise, where a person stands with arms outstretched, embracing all the wonder of imperfection. Download the full size version of this image

Being A Smartass Is The Very Best Medicine

Sometimes you’re so sick the only thing you can manage is goofing off in photoshop. Last week I had one of those days, and now I have a pretty image to show for it! The text is point #3 from Credo, a page that failed to make the cut for Holy Nonsense, but may still […]

Evidence Is A Conspiracy

Blue circuit boards, light trails, and other digital nonsense make a chaotic backdrop for the title text picked out in an early terminal style font and shadowing itself repeatedly. I made this in 2016 and it’s only become more relevant as the political environment has gotten crazier.

I Belong To Myself

This is probably my favorite. I know I’m not supposed to have favorites, but I’m only a humanoid squid-faced-thing. View extra large image here

The Parties Are Advised To Chill

This is an actual, honest to goddess quote from a really-real court case that really happened. This is part of case law now. I’m serious.

I Shall Be The Villain

Simple collage of public domain images, paired with what qualifies for an inspirational quote in the circles I run in.