Epistle to the Paranoids
- Lord Omar
- This work appears on page 45 of Holy Nonsense 2017
- This work appears on page 199 of Holy Nonsense 2020
- First published: Principia Discordia
THE EPISTLE TO THE PARANOIDS by Lord Omar –
1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear–and, behold, do ye now complain that
ye lack FREEDOM!
2. Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting that ye’ve
been left to fight alone.
3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire
Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink holes.
4. O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in ye hearts! What fear ye
more that what ye have wroughten?
5. Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers of the Bavarian
Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so entwine the land with tribulation
as have yer baseless warnings.
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