Chainsaw Murderers
- Q.G. Pennyworth
I Don’t Believe in Chainsaw Murderers
You can cite me your statistics
You can make me watch the news
You can take me to a crime scene
But it won’t be any use
No matter how the corpse is cut up
I’ve already made my mind up
I don’t believe in Chainsaw Murderers.
You can say I’m in denial
You can tell me that I’m wrong
You can choose to sit and argue with me
All day and all night long
But I hope that you won’t mind
That after wasting all that time
I still don’t believe in Chainsaw Murderers.
Don’t bother with your movies
Or your television shows
Even you know all that’s fiction
And most of it just blows
Because my suspense of disbelief
In these fictions that you preach
Breaks down around Chainsaw Murderers.
I’m not interested in logic
Or your evidence or facts
I’m happy in my prison
Because of what it lacks
There’s a reason I won’t give in
We all chose the worlds we live in
(I live in the one without Chainsaw Murderers).
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