The Center Cannot Hold
Blessed Sense of Humor

A fractal sphere floats in an empty stairwell, tiles of the real and imaginary interacting in absolutely eye-searing pink. The text reads “Blessed are those who keep alive their sense of humor” and it rests at the center with decorative dividers above and below. Small monsters are hidden throughout. Download the large size image here
Possible

“Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out of each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible.” -P3nT4gr4m The text is framed in the center, while behind a loose crowd of people walk along in a cave of unimaginable scale, stalactites sharing space with […]
Amazing!

“Amazing! Every part of what you just said was wrong.” Text is contained in a circular frame with a gray textured background and framed with some particularly lousy lotuses. View the large size here
Hell Hath No Fury

“Hell hath no fury like a woman who is done with your shit” Text is rendered simply in black with a light shadow, key words picked out in larger type. Download the large size here
Enlightened

A brightly colored background of overlapping circular patterns and stars with a mystical circle at the center. The text “Replacing one silly belief with another does not mean you are enlightened” is centered in a darker rectangle, in a staid, unadorned typeface. Download the full size image here
You Can’t Tell A Goddess How To Behave

A goddess sits in a void with blue stars and digital displays the only lights in the darkness. She holds a spear and the world in her hands. The title text is arched over her head in cutesy print, with a winged heart below. Download the full size image here
I Regret Nothing

The first of my experiments in digital collage. The background is an oversaturated orangey mess of trees and architectural elements. The title text is scrawled in a messy script over a darker painted area in the middle. Download the full size image here
The Dangers of Modern Living

I love this blue. “The Dangers of Modern Living” is a phrase that pops up several times in the Et Cetera Discordia, mostly in Cram’s work. I was feeling very escalator-y and mass transit-y and threw together some images of different metros around the world and some flowers because why the hell not. Download the […]
Purity Is A False God

This took for godsdamned ever to make, since I overdid both the background layering and the flower in the center. I’m happy with where it landed, though, and I think the sentiment is something we all need drilled into our heads. Download the full size image here
I’ll Die On My Feet

An except from a poem written for a character with a bit of a problem in the “catastrophic obstinance” department. An icon floats in a field of stained glass and prison bars, the title text engraved in black on a plain altar below. An industrial park and distant skyline and a layer of concrete grunge […]
Glorious Inefficiency

Updated version with better legibility! A paraphrasing from an essay in Holy Nonsense, the words float over an ethereal sunrise, where a person stands with arms outstretched, embracing all the wonder of imperfection. Download the full size version of this image