Being A Smartass Is The Very Best Medicine

Sometimes you’re so sick the only thing you can manage is goofing off in photoshop. Last week I had one of those days, and now I have a pretty image to show for it! The text is point #3 from Credo, a page that failed to make the cut for Holy Nonsense, but may still […]
Evidence Is A Conspiracy

Blue circuit boards, light trails, and other digital nonsense make a chaotic backdrop for the title text picked out in an early terminal style font and shadowing itself repeatedly. I made this in 2016 and it’s only become more relevant as the political environment has gotten crazier.
Sometimes it is Completely Appropriate to be Impolite

The title text is drawn in a wild calligraphic font, with swirling filigrees interlocking with the initial S and making a frame for the left and bottom sides.
You’re Fucked Forever
I Belong To Myself

This is probably my favorite. I know I’m not supposed to have favorites, but I’m only a humanoid squid-faced-thing. View extra large image here
The Parties Are Advised To Chill

This is an actual, honest to goddess quote from a really-real court case that really happened. This is part of case law now. I’m serious.
I Shall Be The Villain

Simple collage of public domain images, paired with what qualifies for an inspirational quote in the circles I run in.
Siphonophore
Nothing Will Be Okay
The World Will Always Break Your Heart
Only the Hypocrites Survive
Beware of Powerful Men with Good Intentions