Retail Cabal
- Cramulus
- This work appears on page 98 of Holy Nonsense 2017
- This work appears on page 48 of Holy Nonsense 2020
- First published: Et Cetera Discordia
Have you heard of the Retail Cabal? It’s every interesting person that works a boring retail job and made it into a living shrine to Our Lady Discord. When I worked for Lord Tayloron, I dedicated myself to writing FNORD on every single bill I could get my hands on. (FNORD YOUR ONES!) At a critical moment in an unrelated story, I’d get a FNORDed five-dollar bill as change. The handwriting was foreign, and there was no moustache on Washington, so it clearly wasn’t mine. If you love your weirdness, let it go. It’ll come back fivefold.
– Marginalia – Two men look over the shoulder of a woman on her knees, reading a long scroll. They are dressed in Ancient Greek attire. The text on the side is not clearly attributed to any individual, but from context seems to be an outburst by one of them: Cease and desist? Who do these assholes think they are? I’d sooner desist breathing!
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