Holy Nonsense

Being a Collection of Words and Pictures Selected to Provide Comfort and Confusion in Strange Times

Holy Nonsense 2017 Print Edition

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Holy Nonsense 2017 Online Edition

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No Bars Or Cages

Download/View the Online PDF Download the PDF version for Print Download the plain version of the Print PDF (uses less ink) To print booklets, choose

Effort and Results

Download/View the PDF here On Effort and Results Some Sage Advice from the Queen Bitch of Flyers Nothing is worth doing “at all costs,” Babycakes.

The Dark Room

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View/Download the pdf here Plaintext transcript: One specific aspect of racism … which has been an issue for me many times in my life is

History In The Making

Read the pdf version here Inspired by a recent XKCD comic, I dug up the original editorial post by W.O. Davis and made some enthusiastic

Systems Vs The System

SYSTEMS VS THE SYSTEM By Placid Dingo One of the most common expressions of frustration against the general trend of extremely horrible people doing extremely

Age of Horrormirth

Download the pdf here Having given this matter some thought: WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF HORRORMIRTH. YOUR IDEAS ABOUT DISCORDIA AND THE WORLD AT

Naked With You

Download the pdf here Naked With You I’d like to curl up with the lights down low and the curtains drawn, and the blankets close.


An essay by The Good Reverend Roger on the inevitable creep of normalcy. Download the pdf here Normal by the Good Reverend Roger I am


Download the pdf here: Finally In many ways, Religion is kinda stupid, right? -Cram but instead of leaning away from it let’s dive in head

Beauty In Everything

Download the pdf version here: BeautyInEverything Your heart holds all the oceans Your friends and your enemies Out to every strange horizon You see beauty

Live While You’re Alive

Download the pdf here Give everything to this life, because if there is another we have yet to see it. Give everything to this life

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