Holy Nonsense

Being a Collection of Words and Pictures Selected to Provide Comfort and Confusion in Strange Times

Holy Nonsense 2017 Print Edition

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Holy Nonsense 2017 Online Edition

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A Missive from the Dark Empress Nigel Dearest Hamish, The bridges are singing only quietly, as it is summer, and the Dark Empress is the

Fruits of Revolution

This file is suitable for reading online or printing for posters (letter size). Download the pdf The Fruits of Revolution – The Good Reverend Roger

The Revolution DNGAF

This file is suitable for reading online or printing (letter size) for posters. Download the pdf The Revolution does not give a FUCK about You

Glorious Inefficiency

Download or view the pdf version: GloriousInefficiency She is looking at her cupped hands intently, like there is nothing else in the world. Her toes

Attn: ChaosAdvocate

Attn: ChaosAdvocate

ChaosAdvocate was a real user on the PeeDee forums who got this silly idea in his head that none of us were strong or smart

Guerrilla Surrealism

Guerrilla Surrealism is an excerpt from “A Sermon From My Mouth” which was most likely written by Episkopos Aloysius Thudthwacker but may have been someone else,

Go Mindfuck Yourself

Go Mindfuck Yourself is another essay from the Et Cetera Discordia, a major Discordian undertaking by Professor Cramulus. This version is four pages with a

Doctrine of the Minimum Viable Truth

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Chainsaw Murderers

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Chaosophy is an essay by Hexar that was originally published (as best as I can tell) in the Apocrypha Discordia, where it was released kopyleft.

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