Handcuffs II
Download the pdf Handcuffs II ~LMNO It’s taken some digging, but I finally managed to grab that little fucker by the neck. Self-destruction. It’s something that’s been following me around for years, maybe even decades. It hides in my shadow, stalking me, waiting for the moment when vigilance falls. Too dramatic? Then I’ll use my […]
The Functionality of the Strange
Download the pdf The Functionality of the Strange by (presumably) The Beatus Ffungo – Summa Discordia The biggest obstacle between our present selves and our ideal selves is, generally, us. We have grand dreams, vague ideas about how we’d like things to be, but we often lack the vision to chart a clear course from […]
There Is A Moon
Download the pdf There Is *A* Moon Somebody is going to come along and tell you you have to Question Everything because what you perceive and what I perceive are two different, potentially completely unrelated things. Because *your* headache might not be *my* headache and all attempts at empathy are delusion and there are no […]
Rejoice
Download the pdf REJOICE! You are the persecuted ones. You will never be accepted. You will never be initiated with the rites of power. You will never be permitted into the caste of the ruling classes. You will be persecuted until the ends of time. REJOICE! Unlike the Christian Church, which rose from persecuted to […]
Hearts and Minds
Notes on an Inconvenient Universe
Pebbles and Tea
Download the pdf Pebbles and Tea LMNO I’m not going to go into a long introductory spiel on this, and I’m probably not going to define my terms well. If you’ve been poking around, a lot of this should be familiar. Mostly, I’m not going to do it because I get distracted easily, and could […]
Parable of the Gong
Download the pdf The Parable of the Gong There was once a young Discordian called Golden Rod. Early in his illumination, he wondered what season his country was in. Perhaps it was in the season of Discord, on the cusp of Bureaucracy. Surely, Order was rising to noxious levels. Or perhaps it was already Bureaucracy, […]
Parable of Steve
Download the pdf The Parable of Steve By Nigel There was an afternoon one summer when a young man we will call “Steve” happened upon a book like no other he had read. It was on the shelf in his local alternative bookstore, and it was called the “Principia Discordia”. Steve had always thought himself […]
Missive
A Missive from the Dark Empress Nigel Dearest Hamish, The bridges are singing only quietly, as it is summer, and the Dark Empress is the sanest she has ever been, for which the vagrants and hipsters, as well as Her minions, rejoice, even though we find it a bit unsettling. Not once has She visited […]
Fruits of Revolution
This file is suitable for reading online or printing for posters (letter size). Download the pdf The Fruits of Revolution – The Good Reverend Roger There’s no point in talking about the 4th of July unless you’re going to talk about where The Revolution led us. And where it led us was a plutocracy…This isn’t […]
The Revolution DNGAF
This file is suitable for reading online or printing (letter size) for posters. Download the pdf The Revolution does not give a FUCK about You The Revolution does not give a fuck about you. If there is only one thing you take away from me, let it be that The Revolution, honest and for true, […]